Soporno Johnny
_I_AM_NOT_TONY_SOPRANO_ (but someone who looks just like me plays him on TV ;) I'm an established Philanderer, Social Butterfly, and Recovering Comedian.... (That last bit means, when I get the urge to be funny, I'm supposed to call up my C.A. sponsor and we're supposed to go get drunk instead....) I wear a LOT of hats; Amongst them are Emotional Baggage Handler, Ego Masseur, Sex Therapist, Techno Geek, Intellectual Pornographer, Cult Deprogrammer, Worthy Playboy, Life Coach, and Action Hero. -- In essence, I am BOTH Bosley AND Charlie. I am an incorrigible punster (I need no incorrigement ;) and basically a sweet, lovable [anatomically complete] Teddybear. I am the sort of guy moms adore! In brief, Mostly Harmless :) I am a professional philosopher & Lifestyle Guru - and I am working to help enlighten men through emancipating women! Among other things, I co-produce a Latenight TV show on the Adult Entertainment industry - from porno films to strip-clubs, escort agencies to Adult Resorts, we cover it all... Consequently, I'm super-well connected in the Adult Industry. My motto on women is "Take Two, They're Small" and I pluralize 'SPOUSE' as 'SPICE' :) In fact, I looked up MONOGAMY in my family dictionary, and the closest thing I found was some type of wood? I have a Ph.D in Applied Cunnilinguistics and another in Theoretical Fellatio, and I offer Intermediate and Advanced classes in both disciplines to interested pupils. (Contact me directly for class schedules or private tutorials) I am an ALSO an ordained minister; I'm Arch-Deacon of the First Amalgamated Secular Church and Trustco. (Subgenius) [formerly The First Evilangelical Secular Savings & Loan - we changed our name after the Reagan administration] -- Our Church Creedo: Authority without Responsibility I divide my time between Toronto, Canada where I call home, and various US and European cities... Give me a reason, and I'll come visit YOU! Whom I'd like to meet: Porno-Friendly bisexual women; intelligent, funny people; Recovering Mensa members, Geniuses of all descriptions, and Lingerie models. You can add me on FACEBOOK here: http://facebook.com/LifestyleBodhisattva If YOU find me interesting or intriguing, please email me on here - or add me to your Instant Messenger of Preference: I'M JohnnySoporno@hotmail.com, JohnnySoporno@yahoo.com, JohnnySoporno@gmail.com, JohnnySop0rno on AIM (#^% censors won't let me use my own freakin' name! I had to substitute a ZERO for the third 'O') :(
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Место работы
- The Worthy Playboy Institute с 2000 по 2009 Guru
Университет, ВУЗ
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Канада, Toronto